| RIP- Steve Irwin |
[Sep. 6th, 2006|09:50 am] |
Well, the news of Steve Irwin (AKA The Crocodile Hunter)'s death has roused me to post once more. No abusive dipshittery today.
I salute you Steve Irwin, wildlife warrior, and all-around good bloke, I am not ashamed to admit I have shed a tear for you, and I hope that your family can find solace in the fact that the world mourns with them. Australia has lost an Icon, and the world is lessened without you.
Steve Irwin is one of the few public figures in the world I have ever cared for, his childlike joy and almost-innocence in his adventures have, as cheesy as it seems, made me feel like he was almost a family member, and his good works and wonderful personality enriched us all.
Rest in Peace
To anyone who reads this, I hope you join with me in paying your respects to this wonderful man. |
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| MORONS! |
[Jul. 24th, 2006|04:54 pm] |
Well well well.
I received a comment today from my last post (from january sometime, I think.)
Its funny, really... I mean everything I said in that post was perfectly resonable and sane, and I get some poorly thought out derogatory rubbish 6 months after I post something... hell... are all people dipshits or something? |
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| WHY ARE EVERYONE IN THIS COUNTRY CHILDREN |
[Jan. 25th, 2006|05:15 pm] |
| [ | I Feel:- |
| | Very Fucking Shitty | ] |
Thats it Australia.
I mean really. I've worked at this job for a year now and seen some really FUCKING STUPID people... I can't take you stupid childish fucks anymore.
You send off for a "Free Ringtone" or to enter a competition for an Xbox 360 or some such shit.
Fair enough. Of course, being the informed adults you all seem to want me to think you are, that is your choice. But wait... What? You did not read the Terms and Conditions on the advertisement, and now you want a refund from the Big Bad Companies that "ripped you off"
What? They won't give your money back?Oh there there, come here and let Da-da wipe your little nose
*repeated punches in the face later*
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING YOU DUMB FUCKS?
TERMS AND CONDITIONS ARE THERE TO BE READ!!!!!
I had one fuckwit say "But I shouldnt HAVE to read them!!!" Oh, that's true, and fair enough.... As long as you will then take the responsibility for the charges that come to your phone because of it.
Grow up. Really.
You don't leave your phone where anyone can get at it. You READ THE GODDAMN TERMS AND CONDITIONS, and what's more, they ARE possible to read on a small TV from more than 6 feet away.... IVE DONE IT, and CAD (an agency that screens EVERY TV COMMERCIAL IN AUSTRALIA) has done it to make sure that the AVERAGE CONSUMER CAN READ IT -----Without their permission, TV Ads CANNOT go to air!!-----
If you dont learn to stand on your own two feet, and take responsibility for your own actions, you don't deserve a phone. The company didn't rip you off. THe company did not do ANYTHING ILLEGAL AT ALL.
What YOU have done, is subscribe to a service which costs you mopre than you thought, and now "wa-fucking-wa" about it to the Ombudsmen, or the ACCC or one of those stupid fucking sensationalist Current Affairs shows (which leads to a story titled something like "Big Faceless Ringtone Company, To Scared to talk to us, ripping off Aussie battlers!)
Yes, I work for one of those companies, and in answer to all your fucking questions on the phone, YES I SLEEP VERY FUCKING WELL AT NIGHT THANK YOU.
Some simple rules to prevent YOU from being "ripped off" by companies
1) READ TERMS AND CONDITIONS. If you don't companies take no liability
2) Dont give free access to a phone to a fucking teenager (this should be obvious)
3) If you don't like the price, DONT FUCKING BUY THE PRODUCT, DONT buy it, download it, and then ring up to bitch about the price cos the'res no way in fuck you are getting a refund.
You are dumb fucks, if i ran this company, i'd feel no remorse fleecing you uninformed morons for every penny you've got. |
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| Hate HATE HATE! |
[Nov. 16th, 2005|04:20 pm] |
ARRRRRRRgh!I forgot what dipshits post on this goddamned meaningles site where worthless shades of humanity seem to think that the world stops while they spout their meaningless drivel into cyberspace!
THATS FUCKING WELL IT!It is time.
The Journal-Hate Rants continued. We begin with user:... *drumroll please*
BORG!
Subtitled 'Two of Three's journal" it has two posts. both are strage pathetic things... what the heel, i'll post them here for your enjoyment (provided you enjoy retching uncontrollably)
Two of Three's Journal
[Most Recent Entries] [Calendar View] [Friends] Below are the 2 most recent journal entries recorded in Two of Three's LiveJournal:
| Sunday, August 27th, 2000 | | 12:19 pm | PrivacyIts a hard life being Borg, Its a long journey to the Gamma Quadrant and I'm getting bored. I'm so frustrated and fancy a wank, trouble is I am Borg, we are one, and everybody knows :( Current Mood:  embarrassedCurrent Music: I'm a Wanker....Some tossa somewere | | 10:30 am | Resistance is futile
Position....missionary....in the Delta Quadrant
Heading.....Gamma Quadrant
Mission.....to assimulate the crew of Butch and
circumcise the ship.
Current Music: Ive got a brand new combine harvester,,,,Worsels |
Is there any need to say anything else about this wanker? Loyal Subjects! I command thee to find me more dipshits to scream at!
GO FORTH NOW! FLY MY PRETTYS FLY!
Piss off. |
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| Arrrggg...CROWLEY! |
[Nov. 16th, 2005|01:02 pm] |
| [ | I Feel:- |
| |  discontent | ] |
| [ | I'm Listening to:- |
| | The sound of an office building. | ] |
Urge to rant.... rising .... rising....
IM BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!
ARGH!!! No-one, not even MYSELF can contain my own rabid ranting sociopathic angry rants for long...
Alestair Crowley was a drug crazed moronic fuckwit... WHY DOES HALF OF MODERN MAGIC AND PAGANISM REST UPON HIS GOD-DAMNED TEACHINGS?
Here, as a gift to you, some proof.
The first verse of the first chapter of his 'religious text' thingo "liber al" (the book of the law) is
"HAD! The manifestation of Nuit!"
This is not explained. Oviously, he was a pathetic attention seeking fuckwit with the brain of a .05 year old from all the drugs he took.
His autobiography was "Diary of a drug fiend" Not "Diary of the Great beast 666" or "Arcanus diary del bloody Master Magician" He was a drug crazed looney. Guys, stop basing religions on him. |
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| I have a job! |
[Apr. 11th, 2005|11:07 am] |
| [ | I Feel:- |
| | bored | ] |
| [ | I'm Listening to:- |
| | Whatever that guy over there is playing | ] |
WooO!
Hallo!
I gots a job, for those of you what dont know!
Ha HA!
I work for satan. Huzzah.
Boring tho... specially once you got all your work done.
COME ONLINE ERIN!
Meh...
BORED |
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| Yarr me hearties! |
[Feb. 6th, 2005|10:43 pm] |
| [ | I Feel:- |
| |  groggy | ] |
| [ | I'm Listening to:- |
| | Nightwish- Nemo | ] |
Mmmm... Friday nite is Pirate hat nite.... or was.... or something.... 8kn wore one anyhow... Annnnd an eyepatch... I stole the hat... for a while...
Despite having $4 (trainfare) to my name on fri... i somehow got raaaather drunk (Danke to Craig,![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) kittie_litter, miss_burden, Whoever dropped the free drink coupon,cyberwocky, and if it's true... whoever spiked the free water... bwa haa!)
Umm... Wandered away from blink to make sure kittie_litter didnt do something immensly stupid whilst the Red Apples were doing their thing. Like... "Can we walk there" "No" I say, looking down the non-pedestrian road, still with some traffic despite late hour. Sobered up during the walk.
Thanks to Craig i was drunk again once I left the club (aaaarg! I kissed Dean... I think I shouldn't maybe do that again)
Once again thanks to both kittie_litter and miss_burden for letting me crash at your places when I didnt want to go home. And Jayden is fun to watch.... except he hit things on things and made noise.... small children are strange. That and he kept hitting me with a spoooooon!
Got a lift home Sunday (too late to leave once the small child had left) had HEAPS OF CAFFINE and went to work... came back, came online, spouted this drivel.
So for now my pretties, i must go... for I am making...... TOAST! |
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| Droned |
[Jan. 25th, 2005|01:28 am] |
Greets peeps.
Big thank you to those involved fpr getting me droned on their grog/weed, and helping me get home b4 public transport ceased after i got sick of you.
Even though i really doubt i'll be able to reapy the 20 bucks I owe you all... ad i doubt i'll ever see you again... (hahaha... take that!)
Nor do i have any plan to repay the 30 bucks odd i stole by keeping the change when i bought all the grog for the party.... call it a "you stupid underage bastards fee"
Besides, as i spent most of the 30 on travveling to and from your place, and the rest on smokes you scabbed.... I consider it a fair buyers fee all up.
In other news ive got a job interview on thursday (99 Elizabeth ST CBD (level 1))
BDO on wednesday!
and Slipknot on saturday (WOOO!)
Love hand hugs and kisses to all
Oh and sorry magic_faery, for when i got all snappish the other day... some really nasty nasty badness was happenning with a good mate of mine, and i had to focus on that rather than which pet name ranking i get, or the psychoanalysis of new jimmy.
Feel free to talk about that when next im online, ok darl?
Bye! |
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| Wait a freakin sec..... |
[Jan. 19th, 2005|05:19 pm] |
| [ | I Feel:- |
| |  curious | ] |
Hey.... I met casey outside blink... at about midnight.... on a friday.... and she's 16 right?
What the fuck is a 16 yr old doing in Kings X at midnight?
Any ideas? |
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| Blaah! |
[Jan. 18th, 2005|08:46 pm] |
| [ | I Feel:- |
| | Drugged | ] |
| [ | I'm Listening to:- |
| | The pounding of my left eardrum.... | ] |
Hmmmrmmm....
Stupid tennis.... who wants to watch a ball go back and forth for hour after hour.... after hour.... and to make it worse, theyve put it over the scrubs and arrested development timeslot. Bitches....
Oh... You want a point to this post do you?
Dont be so hasty.... maybe i'll get around to one by the time my doped up brain has got around to telling me what this post is about.....
I am on strong painkillers.... wheeeee! But the middle ear infection i have to go through to get them sucks balls... fuck it right in the ear.
Last friday nite was fun.... I got to annoy a minor celebrity... you know that casey chick from assie idol? Hehehehe... its fun to annoy almost-but-not-quite-somebodies :-p
Hummmfrummthumm...... WaAaa!
Umm.... Everyone should be happy!
Thats an order.
Even to you magick_faery85
Shit may be going down. but you'll get over it. As you say, you always do.
And dont worry about me, I'll deal with my problems the way i always have.... bitching about them to others, then totally ignoring the others' advice
:-p |
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| Note to self. Though people are offering to shout you drinks, you don't have to accept. |
[Dec. 11th, 2004|07:45 pm] |
Arrg.... seriously not cool Friday nite... Went to Barace, got mildly pissed on $2.50 drinks -1 drink was shouted for me,
Went to blink, bought with the remainder of my cash some more drinks.... got rather tanked on about 12 drinks in 4 hours..... also 4 drinks shouted.... got very tanked... got kicked out well before midinght, forced myself to puke, went home. I feel like shit, and i had almost no fun last nite... i wanna cry, it fucking sucks. I mean my friday nite is the one day of the week i enjoy most weeks.... man this really sucks...
I also have the odd feeling i pashed a mate of mine to see if it would make her feel better cos she was upset.... I dont know if thats a good thing or a bad thing... or even if it happened....
Ooooww... my legs....
Dont let me get this fucking drunk again....
Today sucks...
Im not gonna have fun for another fucking WEEK NOW....
Shit... |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 5th, 2004|07:37 pm] |
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I hate you all. |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 21st, 2004|12:03 am] |
| [ | I Feel:- |
| |  contemplative | ] |
| [ | I'm Listening to:- |
| | The ringing of my ears. | ] |
Just when I'd decided that, no matter how much I rant to everone, both on this journal and off, on why, WHY FOR GODS SAKE so many women INSIST on going out with egotistical arrogant, womanising jerks with no sense of fidelity or morality, one of my mates who really deserved someone special, managed to find someone. "Ah," Thought I, "Perhaps there IS hope for the world"
Of course, Only a short time later, i just had to see one of the aforementioned arrogant assholes in as close to a threesome as one can legally get away with in public (Thankfully at least, not in any way involving my mate's new girl).
Why do some female types insist on degrading themselves, this question I have asked in an earlier rant, and once again I put it to you. If you can successfully explain it WITHOUT using the 'relationship for personal validation/gratification' argument, I'll be really goddam impressed.
-JMP3
P.S- I'd also be really impressed if someone was to tell me how to get rid of this black mark encircling my wrist where my spikes were last night.... I scrubbed it until it was sore and one bit bled, but the GODDAMN BLACK MARK wont go away... any ideas? |
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| RAAAAAAA! |
[Oct. 26th, 2004|03:03 pm] |
| [ | I'm Listening to:- |
| | Everything and Anything. | ] |
Is it just me or is there nothing more pleasurable than sitting down and listening to some really great music on a really great sound system, really loud?
Ahhh.. The simple pleasures.
-JP |
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| KFC sucks |
[Oct. 21st, 2004|01:09 pm] |
| [ | I Feel:- |
| |  amused | ] |
| [ | I'm Listening to:- |
| | Slipknot- Pulse of the Maggots! | ] |
Right, I remember telling you all I usually goto KFC yes? (Because it's better than the Deep Fried Racoon Anus everywhere else sells)
I realised something today. Chicken. One of the cheaper meats on the market, yes? Much more cheap than the beef McDonalds supposedly sells, yes?
THEN WHY THE HELL IS KFC SELLING ME THEIR CRAP AT ALMOST DOUBLE THE PRICES OF MACCAS??????
WHY ARE YOU SELLING ME CRAP CHICKEN AT PRICES THAT ARE ALMOST DOUBLE THE PRICE OF CRAP "BEEF"
Beef= MORE EXPENSIVE THAN CHICKEN
KFC are ripoffs. Hit them for me.
-JPM3 |
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| No. |
[Oct. 19th, 2004|12:11 am] |
Romantic comedies are hopless pieces of meaningless drivel spouted by stupid people who wouldnt know the meaning of the word taste if you branded it into their eyeballs. Fuck them. I tried to watch that fucking dumb fucker of a movie "Love Actually" Because my girlfriend pestered/bribed me into it. No No No No NO fucking No. I am not going to attempt to try to watch them ever again. Not for hugs and kisses, not for sex, not cos you want me to. They are absolute bullshit. I find them offensive in their stupididy and decided lack of anything remotley resembling humor, romantic 'comedy' my fucking ass.
ArrrrrG!!!!!!!!!!
Anger!
I was tired enough to actually sleep! Rare enough in a fucking insomniac like myself, but nooooo... though you too were tired, you wanted to watch movies. Fine, I'll make that sarifice, I thought, no need for sleep, I'll just enjoy a half decent film and your company. Not gonna happen hun. I *can* sit through about 2 romantic comedies without wishing to wrench my own head off with a crowbar, and so i thought "maybe this will be one of those, and its inherant crappiness will be averted somewhat by your presence" No, no it wasnt.
And dont bitch at me for swearing. Its part of me, if you dont fucking like it, dont try to change me. There is nothing that pisses me off more.
-JPM3 |
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| miss_burden |
[Oct. 12th, 2004|03:31 am] |
Here we are, back again for a little while, no rant today... i mean, everyone knows that's well and truly over, right?
Good.
Well, Here we have it.... My life... small and insignificant in the scale of things, why should anyone take a significant interest in it? I mean... Im no-one... Im nothing!
Well miss_burden, you inexplicably decided to take an interest in me, and we have connected at bizarrely fast speeds. I dont get it...
Ah well... thank you. Thank you for making me feel like something more important than I am... thank you for making feel like a better person than I am. You are the sweetest person ive met in a very very long time. You rock. (((BIIIIG HUG)))
Im no good at writing emotional things.... I just hope this puts my point across...
-JPM3 |
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| The book of computing- Chapter 1 |
[Sep. 1st, 2004|12:03 pm] |
Chapter 1
1 In the beginning was the Altair, and THE LORD didst look upon the Altair, and He didst look upon Wozniak and the Homebrew club, and he saw that it was good.
2 And THE LORD didst send an angel to Gates, and he was greatly afraid, but the angel said unto Gates “Be thou not afraid, for THE LORD has cast His eyes upon thee, and chosen thee to be His messenger in the new age, and thou shalt go from your halls of learning, and found thee a company to do THE LORD’S work in the world, and it shall be called Microsoft.”
3 And so didst Gates create Microsoft, and he didst port BASIC to the Altair, and they did heap riches upon him. And THE LORD looked upon it all and saw that it was good.
4 But the riches heaped upon Gates didst corrupt him, so he cared only for riches, and cried he out unto the Homebrew club “I am the messenger of THE LORD, and I sayest unto thee, thy sharing of hardware and software is unsightly in the eyes of THE LORD, and thou art naught but thieves!”
5 And THE LORD didst see this and He became wroth, so in the form of a thundercloud He went unto Gates and He didst say unto him “Thou hast defied my will, accursed Gates, and hast thou turned thy back on thy eternal salvation in favour of mere material goods!”
6 And Gates laughed at THE LORD and didst he say unto him “Thou art naught, impotent Godling, compared to the vast power my creations will bring, for I have spoken unto the serpent, and he hast shown me what thou dared not!”
7 And THE LORD didst throw a thunderbolt at Gates, but Gates’ unholy allies didst shield him from the blast, and the lord didst curse Gates and said He unto Gates “This is not a victory for thee, unholy and accursed one, by my word and through my works shall thy works account for naught, and thy successes shall turn to dust in thy hands!” And so didst THE LORD turn His back on Gates, the accursed.
8 Gates laughed at THE LORD, and went he unto IBM, and unto them he didst say, “Thy OS, though ample, can not hold a candle unto the power of mine, and thou shouldst allow me to create an OS for thy systems, that thou mayst grow in power and wealth.” And so didst IBM allow the Accursed One into their hearts and minds, and THE LORD turned his back upon them also and THE LORD didst cause IBM’s mind to become addled, which in His wisdom he saw would lead to their downfall.
9 As Accursed Gates was devious and lying, he did not even have an OS to give IBM, and he didst find a servant of THE LORD, known only as Tim, and bought from him QDOS, which he corrupted and made unsightly to THE LORD, and it was named MSDOS.
10 And so didst the unholy alliance between IBM and Microsoft prosper and grow, and the IBM PC didst prosper, and the coffers of IBM and Microsoft didst overflow. |
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| And Today we have a special broadcast of TV-SPORT INTERNATIONAL!!! |
[Aug. 31st, 2004|02:57 pm] |
JP: Good Afternoon and welcome to the live broadcast of TV-SPORT international. We have plenty of things to occupy your small, pathetic minds in our show today, so don't worry. First we'll cross to Jocco Radburn, who is at the footy- Jocco?
Jocco: Thanks JP, its been a really interesting game this afternoon, we've been privelaged to see an awful lot of homo-erotic imagery masquerading as a sport, I swear, there's more ass-grabbing here than in any swingers club you'd care to mention. I mean, for masculine 'idols' these fuckers are pretty goddamn gay.
JP: Well that's sure as hell the truth Jocco, we'll get back to you for the results later. Now to Anita Savage at the tennis.
Anita: I cant belive people actually watch this. We've just spent hour after hour watching a ball move from side to side. I feel like im getting RSI from moving my head constantly. At least I'm geting PAID for this, all these other dipshits actually paid to get IN here. People are idiots.
JP: That's for sure... and now for the latest results from the worlds silliest (and biggest) sports event- the Olympics, the results from our Poll is that.... NO ONE CARES! That's right, apart form one or two events, no one actually gives a shit! Quite amazing folks, quite amazing... back to Jocco with the results.
Jocco: Well there we have it, one of the teams was better at grabbing the ass of the other team, so it won... neither side would talk to me, but that doesnt matter because all winners/losers end game speeches are the same. Allow me to demonstrate.
Winner- Yeh, well *grunt* we uh, all gave our best, it was a team effort.. the other team played a good game.. We hope to win the final in a couple weeks so we'll be training real hard *grunt*
Loser- Well, we can *grunt* see our disadvantages in this game, it was a close one, and hopefully we can do better next time.
We can deduce from that that all footy players are brain dead morons with the intelligence of a five year old... JP?
JP: Exactly right. That's all the time we have for today, but tune in soon for another installment of exiting sport action
Stage Hand: And we're off air.
JP: Oh thank god. Pass me that machete, the voices are telling me to kill again. |
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| As an afterthought.. |
[May. 30th, 2004|11:51 pm] |
Old habits die hard I suppose, this was the response to my response to theire response....
Wow... that was confusing...
after this, unless something happens, Consider the journal over.
"You, in your blind rush to condemn me have somehow managed to miss the entire point of this journal. It's a joke, a farce, a sham. I don't act like this in the real world, this journal was a passing fancy to see how many people would take offence at meaningless drivel spouted by an arrogant asshole (ie, me) the views expressed ARE all mine, just for the most part, they are grossly overinflated. Am I trying to impress people in this? No. I am having a laugh at the expense of fools and hypoccrites such as yourself."
Fair enough. Even though I don't agree with alot of your views, your journal is pretty interesting and you're getting the exact reaction you wanted from it. Good job. Few people can pull that off.
As far as your request for your name to be removed...
... Piss Off, my dear.
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That's it.
-J.P |
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